My hovercraft is full of eels
My hovercraft is full of eels
facts-i-just-made-up:

Hepler’s Mold takes over a car-
Ever leave a window open and get snow in your car? Well, in the tropics they have another problem: Hepler’s mold. The bright fungus naturally eats away at trees but naugahyde (the fake leather in most cars) contains ten times more cumulus oophorus cells than the tree bark from which its made.
And here’s the result. The bright fungus has completely consumed the car’s interior. It may look soft and cushy but you’d find no place in the world less comfortable, as the mold can also grow in human lungs. The spores from this car would kill a passenger within ten minutes. The bright fibers of victims erupt from their mouths in a gruesome spectacle that the natives of these regions call “Elmo’s Death”.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Hepler’s Mold takes over a car-

Ever leave a window open and get snow in your car? Well, in the tropics they have another problem: Hepler’s mold. The bright fungus naturally eats away at trees but naugahyde (the fake leather in most cars) contains ten times more cumulus oophorus cells than the tree bark from which its made.

And here’s the result. The bright fungus has completely consumed the car’s interior. It may look soft and cushy but you’d find no place in the world less comfortable, as the mold can also grow in human lungs. The spores from this car would kill a passenger within ten minutes. The bright fibers of victims erupt from their mouths in a gruesome spectacle that the natives of these regions call “Elmo’s Death”.

meme4u:

this is horrible
9gag:

Commas are important. #9gag

9gag:

Commas are important. #9gag

Bacon?

dennys:

Bacoon.

meme4u:

4 years ago

sassy-ice-cream:

trying to be polite with peopleimage

sirbryant:

Titans.

You know when you have pissed off the Imperium. Or Chaos.

You can walk down the inside of those gun barrels, hell drive a car down them. Or tank.

richardrmitage:

and that’s how son got schooled